Alaska Airlines from Calgary to Fort Wayne International Airport

Oh darling, you've truly outdone yourself this time, what could be more thrilling than embarking on the epic trek from Calgary all the way to Fort Wayne International Airport flying with none other than Alaska. Don those cashmere travel wraps and clutch your pearls! Because here, we shall delve into the thrilling realm of flight schedules, baggage allowances, and economy classes! A heart-racing quest through the cosmos of air travel. Isn't there just so much to look forward to?

First off, let's talk flights. Not just any flights. Specifically, your options for your upcoming aerial journey. What choices await you? Oh, pretty much every kind: direct flights, one-way, round-trip, non-stop, the very occasional red-eye flight - a veritable buffet of airborne travel! So many choices, it's near dizzying. How will you ever decide?

Now, if you have an overwhelming recollection of schoolyard days where you were always the last one picked for dodgeball, don't worry, your flight duration won't be anywhere near enough time to fully relive such treasured memories. I promise, the duration will be over before you know it. Certainly much quicker than you recovered from the shame of those dodgeball days. And remember: it's not the destination, it's the... well, you fill in the blanks.

But here's where you really hit the jackpot -- economy class! Now let's manage expectations right off the bat. There won't be a red carpet noteworthy of a Hollywood premiere, or Queen Elizabeth might not be handing you the keys to the kingdom. But who needs such trivialities when you get a seat, a safety belt, and the chance to recline a whole couple inches into your neighbor’s private space, unparalleled!

Doubtless you’re now wondering about your baggage allowance, but don’t fret. Alaska being Alaska, the focus naturally is on salmon and polar bears. After that, humans, and then yes, finally, your luggage. So pack wisely, as their baggage allowance policy isn't the most generous. Either way though, don't forget to pack a piece of Alaska's 33,904 miles of coastline with you. Now there’s a random fact about Alaska you didn't know you needed!

Oh, and remember, the best time to book these cheap flights is exactly when the universe deems you worthy enough to find one. Keep an eye on those flight deals as well, nothing screams excitement like the elation of getting 10% off your airfare at the last minute. It's practically a novella as rivetting as 'War and Peace'.

And if, in the unlikely event, you have to face the dramatic cliffhanger of a flight cancellation, fear not! Alaska does have a flight cancellation policy. They won't leave you standing on the runway waving at the departing aircraft like a jilted bride at the altar. They love their passengers, albeit mostly as sources of income, but love is love, right?

Lastly, if you're a frequent flyer, do participate in their mileage program. Think of it like a treasure hunt, but with air miles instead of gold. Do enough puzzles and they might throw in an extra bag of pretzels with your in-flight services. Now, isn’t that something to anticipate?

In summary, your impending journey on Alaska from Calgary to Fort Wayne promises to be the nth wonder of the world. A magical journey sprinkled with bits of economy class comfort, hints of dodgy dodgeball-flashback-inducing flight durations, morsels of last-minute flight deals, and a dash of baggaged-up brilliance. What more could you ask for? Safe travels, you intrepid explorer, you!