Alaska Airlines from Charleston to Plattsburgh International Airport

Oh, isn’t it just the best idea to be flying from Charleston to Plattsburgh International Airport? Nothing screams "paradise," quite like hopping from one cold, grey location to another. Oops, we forgot! Alaska's awaiting with open arms. Indeed, speaking of our sarcastic friend Alaska, did you know that one third of the state is situated within the Arctic Circle? Truly riveting knowledge, I must say. Just what you wanted to hear when you're about to embark on a "delightful" journey.

Come to think of it, the term delightful doesn’t nearly do this journey its justice. Let’s be honest, you're a pro at this, aren't you? You might as well have a doctorate in reading mile-high magazines and have perfected the art of airplane food origami. So why not take the long way round, and savor the joy of the journey...after all, it's not about the destination, right? Let’s throw an expletive layover into the mix... why not?

So what if your direct flights become connecting flights? It'll save you a pretty penny, and, who knows, maybe you'll get to know some people from all walks of life during your extended stay in the airport lounge or what I like to call "the world's quietest party."

Oh, and don’t you worry about airfare! Alaska flights are always a steal. You won't even have to break your piggy bank. But hey, don't take my word for it, go research. After all, the thrill of the hunt is ravishing, isn't it?

Though a word to the wise, if you're one of those "holes in my pocket" types who like to carry everything but the kitchen sink, keep an eye on the baggage allowance. It can be quite "illuminating." But truly, who needs extra suitcases, when you can have an in-flight blanket to add to your epic collection?

And let's not forget about the journey! What's seven to ten hours in Economy class when you can escape reality and enjoy the finest display of watered-down movies? Perhaps if we're particularly lucky, we'll be treated to a foreign language film...with missing subtitles. Adds a little mystery to the journey, no?

Be sure to get your money's worth from that in-flight services too. Ask for extra peanuts and proudly join the mile-high...snacker club. But don't flag that stewardess more than twice, we wouldn't want to be considered needy.

And remember, if your chosen round-trip becomes a one-way due to a sudden change in flight schedule, just embrace the unpredictability of it. Change is good. Especially when it comes in the form of a surprise vacation extension. You might even be treated to the utter bliss of experiencing their flight cancellation policy. The anticipation is quite intoxicating, isn't it?

One last golden nugget for your flight diary is to avoid the red-eye flight. But then again, who am I to deprive you of the thrill of looking like a panda with luggage when you arrive. It's an underrated look for the travelers these days.

So there you go, folks! Your ultimate guide for planning an unforgettable trip from Charleston to Plattsburgh International Airport via Alaska. Hmmm… maybe "unforgettable" doesn't cover it... how about an "adventurous" journey then? Pack your woolen socks and happy journeying!