Alaska Airlines from Destin-Fort Walton Beach Airport to Merle K. (Mudhole) Smith Airport

Been thinking about taking a flight for a unique adventure? Perhaps considering something like... let’s say…a trip from the sunny shores of Destin-Fort Walton Beach Airport to the rugged grandeur of Merle K. (Mudhole) Smith Airport just to stir things up a little. Oh, you were? Fantastic! Fasten your seatbelts, folks, because we are about to embark on a whimsically humorous exploration of what to expect when you're expecting...to fly Alaska.

Let's talk about flights. You've got a couple of options; the direct flights, for those who prefer spontaneity over layover, and the connecting flights, for those who find fleeting romance in brief encounters at coffee shops during layovers. The good news: Alaska Airlines offers both. You can either choose non-stop flights, or enjoy a romantic connect in Alaska’s biggest city, Anchorage: Bonus points, you get to see two Alaskan cities, not just one!

Now, onto airfare - what we all secretly dread but openly complain about. You could opt for cheap flights, which might require you to discard a few frills. Or perhaps, go for last-minute flights if you're gifted with the 'Procrastination-Pros' crown. By frills, of course, we mean swapping a business class seat for first-class, or picking economy class over premium economy. Do keep in mind that the baggage allowance varies based on the ticket type, or else you might have to bid farewell to that extra pair of snow boots.

But don't fret, my frequent flyer! Alaska Airlines has a splendid mileage program to compensate - the more you fly, the more irresistible perks await. And what about the best time to book, you ask? My calendar says: "Just before you start getting panic-induced hair fall, ideally."

You're probably thinking: the flight duration must be long, right? Yep, but do remember - long flights mean more time for in-flight services like free movies and music, snacks, and drinks. Let's be honest, it's basically a flying Netflix and Chill with you as the VIP—Alaska style. Plus, the flight cancellation policy is as cool as the Alaskan breeze, offering flexibility when plans change, or you discover that you packed your winter clothes instead of your Hawaiian shirts for your Florida return. Oops!

Now that you've got a clear picture of what your flight schedule might look like, we'll guide you through some insider details. Airline reviews are essential but here's a pro tip: take them with a pinch of salt... or a margarita, if you prefer. Each experience is unique, but one thing's for sure: there will be memorable tales to share from your own Alaska escapade.

Okay, so now for that fun Alaska fact promised in the beginning. Alaska is the only U.S. state that does not collect state sales tax or levy an individual income tax. Instead, every resident gets a yearly allowance from the state's oil wealth! You can mentally count that as a holiday bonus while taking in the natural beauty.

So whether it be a round-trip or a one-way adventure, to fly or not to fly to 'The Last Frontier' is no longer the question here. The real question is: Are you ready for this furry of a journey that combines adventure, humor, stunning landscapes, and yes - a touch of inevitable in-flight ear blockage? You bet! So here's to wishing you a red-eye flight full of overpriced sandwiches, an overabundance of majestic views, and just enough turbulence to keep things interesting!