Alaska Airlines from Eppley Airfield to Ixtapa / Zihuatanejo

Knock, knock. Who's there? It's World Traveller X, bringing you another priceless nugget of travel wisdom from the depths of my limitless experience. This time, I'll be your hilarious guide from the frosty frontier of Eppley Airfield to the tropical paradise of Ixtapa/Zihuatanejo, on none other than the majestic wings of Alaska Airlines. You heard right - flying from one 'wildlife' state to a different kind of wildlife in Mexico. Let's dive in, shall we?

Now, when it comes to airfare, Alaska Airlines has our backs like no other. I can already hear your wallets exhale in relief. The wonderful thing about Alaska, and yes, I do mean the airline and not the state, is that they treat both economy class and first class like they're diamond encrusted, although I wouldn't bank on scoring an actual diamond on your seat. However, the service is sparkling enough to satisfy even the pickiest of passengers.

Wait a second, while we are talking about Alaska, did you know that this icy state has over 3 million lakes? You heard that right. More lakes than your average person can count in their lifetime. Geez! Talk about being a 'wet' state. But let's face it, the only water you're going to care about on this trip are the tequila filled glasses on your flight.

But back to our journey. With a handful of layovers, you'd better start drafting your 'Things I Can do During An Eight Hour Layover' list. From 'Befriending an airport janitor' to 'Becoming a Frequent flyer expert by reading all the loyalty program magazines.' It's a fun detour on your way to Mexico. And who knows, being stuck in an airport could give you some unique stories to tell.

For those wanting to avoid potential airport slumber parties, book direct flights with Alaska Airlines. And while 'direct' might feel like having an uncomfortable staring contest with the airhostess while in-flight, it's the quickest route to those Mexican margaritas you're dreaming of... just you, Alaska, and some friendly turbulence.

Flight duration? A piece of cake for the seasoned traveller who can sleep anywhere, anytime. Though, if it's a red-eye flight, expect to disembark looking more like the undead than the glamorous, international jetsetter you truly are. Still, the sight of azure waters and sandy beaches in Ixtapa/Zihuatanejo will surely awaken your spirit more than the strongest coffee could.

But if sleep eludes you, no worries! Alaska Airlines' in-flight services are more entertaining than a late-night TV host. From cute, perky flight attendants who could double as stand-up comics, to an extensive library of films that could practically make up a film festival at 30,000 feet.

And there's no need to worry about the baggage allowance unless you're planning on importing Nebraska’s corn to Mexico. But seriously, remember to keep it sensible. This isn't the time to test your Super-Mario strength and lug around the weight of your enormous hat collection. Just pack your bathing suit, sunscreen, and a taste for adventure!

So, the moral of the story? You can bank on Alaska Airlines to move you smoothly from Nebraska's.. ahem.. lively.. airfield all the way to the warm embrace of Ixtapa/Zihuatanejo. So go ahead and grab that round-trip or one-way ticket (if you're planning on becoming a beach bum). Don’t forget to pack in a few laughs along with your sunscreen. Enjoy, amigos!