Alaska Airlines from Indianapolis International Airport to Oklahoma City

Well, my adventurous thrill-seekers, let me tell you a tale of your upcoming sojourn, a daring hop from the land of the rectangular "H" highway sign (Indianapolis International Airport, for those less road-sign savvy among us) to the prairie city that gives cowboy hats a reason to exist (Oklahoma City, for the unversed). Sparkling flights await you, jostling in the air like a bunch of nerdy kids vying for the best seat on a some kind of airborne school bus. And who are we to take this amazing journey with, you ask? None other than the aerial champion of the polar North, Alaska Airlines.

Before you proceed, let's melt away the misconception iceberg about Alaska Airlines. No, Mr. Polar Bear will not be piloting your aircraft and, despite popular belief, the airline has more in common with the state of Indiana than you’d think. Fun fact - Alaska is just like Indiana, only with stubbornly permanent Winter. And wild moose. And, well, OK - maybe a lot more picturesque mountains than 'ol Indiana. But you're not here for an Alaskan biology lesson, so let's move on to the real matter at hand: airfare.

Whether you're a one-way renegade determined to lasso your future in the City of the Cowboy, or a round-trip motorist intending to return to the city of the Indy 500, Alaska Airlines has your back. They offer ample direct flights and, for those who like the scenic route (and maybe an occasional layover cocktail), multiple connecting flights. And worry not; the in-flight services are as smooth as a baby seal's belly. Equal parts efficient, entertaining, and inadvertently funny (have you ever tried to enjoy a classy glass of Chardonnay during turbulence?).

One of the many joys of choosing Alaska Airlines is the unexpected hilarity in the juxtaposition of economy class against the snow-clad wilderness. Just try and maintain a straight face while enjoying an in-flight episode of "Friends" while hurtling over the vast, icy Alaskan terrain. Suddenly "The One Where Ross Can't Flirt" seems that much funnier.

And hey, let's talk baggage allowance. Alaska Airlines plays fair. They are the exact reverse of my last girlfriend – they let you keep your baggage without any judgment, as long as you pay for it! But to folks with an advanced level of frequent flyer enlightenment, Alaska Airlines offers a mileage program. It's kind of like being part of their inner-circle, but without the secret handshakes or decoder rings. Fly enough miles, earn enough perks, and even your baggage might fly for free (emotionally baggage is still your responsibility though. Sorry, they’re good, but not THAT good).

Now, before you leap onto your computer to book the first flight you see, let’s talk magic words. And by magic words, I mean "Best time to book." My wisdom is not wizardry, but the whispers of e-commerce tell me Tuesday afternoons are your go-to for cheaper rates. Sneak in that booking when everyone else is napping post lunch. By the time they wake up, you'd be touching down in Oklahoma City, ready to embrace your cowboy or cowgirl destiny (spurs optional).

One last piece of vital information. The airline’s flight cancellation policy is as comforting as a hot coffee on a cold Alaskan morning. If you “accidentally” booked a trip while sleepwalking after watching an Oklahoma City Thunder game, don’t worry! They’ve got you covered. Just don’t “accidentally” book it too many times… they might get a bit suspicious.

In the end, there you have it, dear wanderers. Comrades in adventure, exploring this wild, wild airspace. From the heartland of Indianapolis to the cowboy-country of Oklahoma City, and all the laughs in between, Alaska Airlines is your ticket to a journey worthy of a hearty chuckle along the way. So fasten your seatbelts folks, its time to fly!