Alaska Airlines from Phoenix Sky Harbor International Airport to Fort Myers, FL

Well, buckle up, fellow globetrotters, and refill that coffee cup because we're about to embark on a virtual round-trip from Phoenix Sky Harbor International to Fort Myers, Florida, courtesy of our friends at Alaska. Now, it's not exactly a birds-flying-through-the Alaska-tundra experience it's more like a hummingbird sampling the desert flowers with a quick stopover in Texas, but bear with me. Yes folks, Alaskan bears can run up to 40 mph but let's park that nugget on the tundra for now; more on that later.

For those adventurous beings considering a one-way trip on this route, the airfare might have you doing cartwheels in your living room. That's right, folks; I'm talking about flights that make your bank account smile—a full 32 teeth grin. Affordable? Check. And for those constant Murphy's law victims who can't seem to beat that sneaky last-minute rush, this is your chance to turn the tables. Alaska's flight deals on this route provide a moment of shining glory for all the procrastinating Picassos out there.

Now, a question: what's more exciting than an impromptu layover in the heartland of Texas? The correct response is: a random fact about Alaska. Have you ever wondered how many moose reside in Alaska? If you guessed around 175,000, then congratulations on your oddly specific and accurate knowledge! Yes, Alaska is home to the highest number of moose in America, making it the unofficial moos capital of the United States. Don't you just love it when your flight journey also includes little-known animal trivia?

Ahem. Let's return to our Phoenix-to-Florida flight path. The menu for this airborne adventure includes connecting flights that float gracefully through the skies, like a forgotten pet balloon. Now, I know what you're thinking: the flight duration sounds like a Rubik's cube wrapped in a Sudoku puzzle, right? But hang on, put down the calculator and the Xanax. The total trip time to get you from dry desert to Florida sunshine averages at around 8 hours–but let's not focus on the numbers or the inevitable crying baby in 17B. What's vital here is the journey.

Oh, and speaking of in-flight services, allow me to dazzle you with Alaska's impressive baggage allowance. We're not talking about enough space to carry an Alaskan polar bear in your luggage (we do insist they travel first-class). But there's plenty of room for your skiing equipment, or perhaps a bumper pack of sunscreen for that warm Florida welcome. Quick shout-out to our frequent flyer pros—you folk know the drill. But for the newbies, simply flash your frequent flyer card and throw in a charming smile. Works every time.

Before I conclude this airfare-infused comedy nugget, let's talk premium economy. Some airlines like to trumpet their premium economy offering as if they're giving away diamonds. But on Alaska, it's like getting a red-eye flight straight to cloud 9. Luxurious? Check. That extra legroom is the difference between sitting like a pretzel and sprawling like an Alaskan King Crab (did I mention Alaska produces more than half of all US seafood? Indeed, a fishy fact to mull on).

So there you have it, peeps. Pack your bags, buckle up for those flight schedules, clap on landing if you must (we don't judge), and start your exciting journey from Phoenix to Florida, courtesy of Alaska. And remember, while you're nestled safely in your seat, approximately 900 beautiful brown bears are freely roaming the Alaskan landscape, almost certainly not pondering airfares.