Alaska Airlines from Tucson to General Wayne A. Downing Peoria International Airport

Amigos, are you planning a trip antler-deep in adventure, with an abundance of beaming smiles and bucketload of baloney sandwiches? Well, let's set sail through the sky on a modern-day, metal, mile-collecting bird to the land of 'way too much corn', otherwise known as Peoria, Illinois. From the land that chills, thrills and fills your camera roll with 'wow', also known as Tucson, Arizona, prepare for a journey on the airline that'll make you feel as warm and fuzzy as a hot coffee on a chilly Alaskan morning.

Ah! Did someone say Alaska? You better believe it, I said it, and now I’ll take you along on Alaska’s flight, but not in any old economy class. No. We're talking business class which in airline terminology means, "We'll treat you better than your Grandma did on your tenth birthday." Not the cheapest flights perhaps, but hey, who can put a price tag on comfort, leg room and extra peanuts?

Newsflash! The Alaska airlines’ flight schedule for our journey is as punctual as a Swiss watch, launching from Tucson’s friendly neighborhood runway, bound for General Wayne A. Downing Peoria International Airport with just a slight detour. Yep, there's a layover, but don't sweat it. It's as quick as a cheetah with his tail on fire.

Here's a fun fact about our favorite flight provider. Alaska Airlines has a lesser-known mascot (hint: you get to fly with a real-life superhero). It's 'Captain Cool', who not only flies the plane but may even share his secret weapon. Is it his navigation skills, or a selection of red-eye flight tips, or a few last-minute flights deals he's spotted? Nope, it's a delightful dry joke or two to make your journey tickle with fun.

Speaking of fun facts, did you know that Alaska is the most northerly, westerly and easterly state of the USA because of the Aleutian Islands that stretch out across the 180º line of Longitude? It's like being at three places at once! It's not hard to be confused in Alaska...

Did someone mention in-flight services? Things that make you go 'ahhhh', 'mmmm' and 'why don't they do this on all flights?'. Well, prepare to have your mind blown. Alaska Airlines’ in-flight services ensure that the only 'turbulence' you'll feel on this flight, will originate from the giggles down in your tummy! Their candy-sweet crew creates a cabin atmosphere more fun than a comedian’s stag night, all while you are buckled up with a blanket and the latest Zac Efron rom-com movie.

We can't forget about the baggage allowance. Cram it up, squeeze it in, but don't forget to leave space for the bunch of smiling selfies you'll collect along your journey. Your baggage must feel like VIPs in the gentle hands of Alaska’s staff. They treat every suitcase like a first-class passenger.

Your homeward journey? Well, a round-trip ticket is just a click away. And when an airline brings this much fun to the departure lounge, you'll be as eager for the return leg as a kid with a golden ticket to Willy Wonka's chocolate factory!

So, book your flight, pack your bag, don't forget your sense of humor, and let Alaska Airlines make your journey a dashing line of exclamation marks from Tucson to General Wayne A. Downing Peoria International Airport. Because, as the old joke goes - "Why don't flights work like click-and-collect? Because then they'd be ‘plane’ easy!" Okay, I'll see myself out...