Alaska Airlines from Tucson to Savannah/Hilton Head International Airport

Jetting off on a jet plane there, my globe-trekking amigo? Aha! You're flying from Tucson to Savannah/Hilton Head International Airport, eh? Well, let's slap those sunglasses onto your adventurous mug and get down to the rib-tickling, aviator-sunglasses-clad details!

First things, first. You may be wondering when's the best time to book your flight. Well, my feathered friend, it's always a game of "airfare roulette," isn’t it? But take it from your trusty wingman, your pocket generally likes the cooling touch of inbound winds Prime Booking Window, that's generally 21-121 days out, according to the wise owls of the aviation world.

But let’s strike while the iron - or in our case - while the jet engine is hot - and focus on the flight options from Tucson to Savannah/Hilton Head. Direct flights are to aircraft what unicorns are to the big, wide world – extremely rare and offer a sense of childlike wonder. So, brace yourself for a layover or two (more places to mark off your world-traveler hat). Alas, the non-stop express to your low-country shrimp and grits haven't taken off yet (we can all dream).

Now, your inner thrift is likely asking, "What about cheap flights?" To avoid sounding like your budget-conscious aunt Agnes, let's instead play some word magic and hail economy class as the 'Smart-Saver Thrifty-Explorer Class.’ Suddenly, you’re not just a budget-conscious traveller, you're a tactful trailblazer with a nifty knack for deal discovery!

In-flight services?" Rest assured, you’ll be treated royally, just short of being fanned with palm leaves. Relax while watching Looney Tunes reruns, snack on In-N-Out Burger's secret 'Animal Style' Fries delivered via drone (just kidding... or am I?). And, proceed to stretch out in the coveted exit row.

Life is short, take the round-trip! Unless you're planning to swap your saddle shoes for a life on the islands, you'll want a round-trip ticket. That or brave the onslaught of last-minute flights which can scorch your wallet faster than a straight iron on black polyester. Plus, a return ticket screams preparedness and commitment...both good qualities.

Curious if your oversize rock-paper-scissors decorative sculpture will be allowed onboard? Well, for a burst of mirth, I urge you to peruse through the listed 'baggage allowance' on different airlines. It sure provides some chuckles! As for the sculpture, we recommend shipping it rather than hoping it fits in the overhead bin.

While we're up in the air (pun intended), you might like some tidbits about Alaska (state, not airline). Alaska’s name comes from the Aleut word "Alyeska," meaning "great land." Now, that’s a great pick-up line I’m giving you for free: “Are you Alaska? Because to me, you're a great land of unlimited beauty” (wink).

Before we disembark from our virtual journey, let me impart a final nugget of wisdom. If you fancy being treated like aviation royalty, take a gander at the first-class or business class seats. Witness what it's like to be pampered mid-flight with in-flight services that would make the Kardashians envious. Need a pedicure at 35,000 feet? They’ve probably got it.

Our flight may be ending, but your journey is just about to take-off! So, buckle up, enjoy the ride, and don’t forget to laugh at turbulence – it’s just the sky’s way of giving you a tickle. Bon voyage!